![]() ![]() ***** Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain funNo one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy.Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons. ![]() What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings and make sure Mister Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. Baby Demons, cousins and grandparents put the kibosh on that. ![]() In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life has a limited time down under before he turns to dust. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of twenty minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. "item_description" : "Welcome to Hell.Literally. "item_title" : "Fashionably Dead Down Under", ![]()
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